gentle human food

$4 a meal (no animals harmed)

Instructions

  1. add 1 portion (350g) to your favorite ethically-sourced bowl
  2. microwave for 4 minutes (or contemplate existence for 7 minutes if using stovetop)
  3. eat mindfully with gratitude ๐Ÿ™

Ingredients

Macros

Calories
490 kcal
Protein
28g ๐Ÿ˜‡
Carbohydrate
48g
Fat
22g
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Gentle Human Food is a loving parody/homage to the original Human Food.
No animals were harmed (tofu was gently pressed).
Not actually for sale โ€” yet.

Box of 10 frozen meals

10 meals$40
Shipping$8
Total$48
+ taxes calculated at checkout
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