gentle human food

$4 a meal (no animals harmed)

Instructions

add 1 portion (350g) to your favorite ethically-sourced bowl
microwave for 4 minutes (or contemplate existence for 7 minutes if using stovetop)
eat mindfully with gratitude 🙏

Ingredients

organic non-GMO tofu (the chicken's chill cousin)
sweet potato
broccoli
chickpeas (they're still here, no chickens were replaced)
carrots
cold-pressed olive oil
garlic
dash of inner peace

Macros

Calories
490 kcal

Protein
28g 😇

Carbohydrate
48g

Fat
22g

🧘‍♀️🙏🍃

Gentle Human Food is a loving parody/homage to the original Human Food.
No animals were harmed (tofu was gently pressed).
Not actually for sale — yet.

Box of 10 frozen meals

10 meals$40

Shipping$8

Total$48

+ taxes calculated at checkout
Secure checkout powered by Stripe (they're vegan-friendly)

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